Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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