i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
How does one acquire holy water?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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