Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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