Where is the hickey?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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