in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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