It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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