You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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