Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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