How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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