I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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