My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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