i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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