Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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