How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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