I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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