Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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