Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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