I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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