i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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