brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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