She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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