i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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