I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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