I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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