Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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