I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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