Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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