Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Randomize
