Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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