everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Randomize
