why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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