Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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