Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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