"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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