Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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