Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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