Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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