think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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