So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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