i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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