you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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