in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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