Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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