I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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