It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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