Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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