ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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