He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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