if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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