first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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