We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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