just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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