Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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