Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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